The Worst Idea in the World

So, my mother, Sally, had this great idea to buy her 3 granddaughters matching dresses and have their picture taken at the Sears portait studio. I tried to convince her what an awful idea this would be, since none of the girls could possibly sit still, and chances are, they'd cry. My mom was fine with that, and I tried to threaten her by saying that if she wanted to do that, she'd have to take the 3 babies by herself, because I didn't want any part of this foolishness. We decided to take the pictures ourselves in the yard. It didn't go much better. I didn't get one picture of all 3 girls smiling at the same time, or even 2 girls smiling at the same time. So much fun!